Seven Weird Things I've Said/Thought Lately

1. "Algebra equations are like onesies."
2. OH! "Est." must mean "Established"! I thought it was "Estimated" or something...
3. Trying to remember whether or not penguins have knees...
4. "I'm virtually bathing virtual dogs, are you still my friend?"
5. I could make constellations from my window out of the cows in the paddock.
6. "Oh, and, by the way, your fish is upside down."
7. Considering if I should post an Oreo in the mail or not... (I did.)